function Updated() {

	var Months = new Array("January","February","March","April","May","June","July",
							"August","September","October","November","December");
	var Days = new Array("Sunday","Monday","Tuesday","Wednesday","Thursday",
						"Friday","Saturday");

	var LastMod = new Date(document.lastModified);

	mon = Months[LastMod.getMonth()];
	day = Days[LastMod.getDay()];
	date = LastMod.getDate();
	year = LastMod.getYear();

	year = ((year > 1968) ? year : ((year > 99) ? year + 1900 : year + 2000));

	min = LastMod.getMinutes();
	hour = LastMod.getHours();

	min = ((min < 10) ? "0" : "") + min;
	min += ((hour < 13) ? " am" : " pm");
	hour = (( hour > 12 ) ? hour - 12 : hour);

	Updated = mon + " " + date + ", " + year;

	return Updated;
}

function DispFooter(color) {

if (color == '') color="CC00CC";

monikers = new Array(
	"known to the world of the web as ",
	"known in certain ancient tongues as ",
	"occasionally aka ",
	"webmaster to the stars under the name ",
	"known to some as ",
	"known to the gremlins of the darkroom as ",
	"worshipped by the New Reformed Knights Templar as ",
	"known to bunnies around the globe as ",
	"known to the initiates of the Inner Rhombus as ",
	"a legend among ferrets under the name ",
	"alluded to in the Pnakotic Manuscripts as ",
	"referred to in hushed whispers on the waterfronts of the Pacific Rim as ",
	"known to the seedy merchants of a parallel dimension as ",
	"known in the B'Harne Fragments as the entity that is called ",
	"reverentially referred to in the mountains of Uzbekistan as ",
	"who once trod the boards as Hamlet under the name ",
	"referenced in Olsen's Standard Book of Fuzzy Fursuiters as "
);

ferret = parseInt(Math.random(666) * monikers.length);
if (isNaN(ferret)) ferret = 0;

document.write("<div align=left><FONT COLOR='#" + color + "'><P class=footer>");
document.write("<img src='icons/pixel.gif' width='1' height='1' vspace='10' border='0' alt=''><br>");
document.write("All these happy, carefree pages were lovingly created and are painstakingly maintained despite overwhelming odds and vociferous opposition from the very fabric of the universe itself by the webmaster, ");
document.write(monikers[ferret]);
document.write("<A HREF=mailto:penhgwyn@mustelid.com>Brian Hagen</A>, and everything is copyrighted and trademarked and reserved and all that stuff so there!<BR>");
document.write("<I>Last updated " + Updated() + ".</I><br></p>");
document.write("</FONT></DIV>");

}